Organic THCA Flower: Various Strains

Our Humble Alternative THCA Flower is grown, trimmed, and packaged with care right on our Michigan farm. Every bud is cultivated organically in small batches for pure, potent quality you can trust. From our farm to your stash jar, every bud is crafted with quality and trust in mind. You deserve nothing less.

Choose from 16 unique strains, each with distinct aromas, flavors, and effects—so you can find the perfect fit for your vibe.

Available in discreet 3.5 gram (eighth) or 28 gram (ounce) bags. Please note: our packaging is discreet, but the naturally rich aroma may be noticeable.

• Available Sizes: 3.5 grams (eighth) or 28 grams (ounce)
• Strength: Varies by strain, ~17%–32% THCA
• Flavor Profile: Unique to each strain
• THC Content: THCA converts to THC when heated

Strain Guide

• Apple Tartz (50/50 Hybrid, ~26% THCA): Sweet-tart apple pastry taste—great for creative energy, conversation, and easy relaxation.
• Bubble Gum (50/50 Hybrid, ~17% THCA): Classic bubblegum flavor—ideal for mellow afternoons and a balanced, uplifting mood.
• Cherry Tart (50/50 Hybrid, ~20% THCA): Sweet and fruity—perfect for staying focused and inspired while staying relaxed.
• Double Kush Breath (50/50 Hybrid, ~20% THCA): Earthy and smooth—favored for lifting the mood and adding calm focus.
• Peanut Butter Breath (50/50 Hybrid, ~25% THCA): Nutty and herbal—great for winding down, deep calm, and total ease.
• Purple Platinum Garlic (50/50 Hybrid, ~30% THCA): Potent head-to-toe relaxation—starts clear and happy, ends deeply calming.
• Runtz (50/50 Hybrid, ~21% THCA): Fruity and candy-like—brings a comforting, full-body calm to help you unwind.
• Runtz X Zkittlez (50/50 Hybrid, ~28% THCA): Sweet tropical candy taste—enjoyed for creative sparks and social ease.
• Sherbanger 22 (50/50 Hybrid, ~21% THCA): Creamy citrus and berry—balanced mental boost with a calm, relaxing finish.
• Space Candy (50/50 Hybrid, ~20% THCA): Sweet apple and berry notes—starts with an uplifting buzz, then smooth calm.
• Tropicana Cherry (Sativa-Dominant, ~21% THCA): Sweet-sour cherry citrus—great for mood-lifting energy and staying active.
• Gorilla Glue (Indica-Dominant, ~32% THCA): Pungent diesel and mocha—potent mental lift followed by deep grounding calm.
• Jager (Indica-Dominant, ~23% THCA): Herbal and smooth—appreciated for full-body relaxation and deep comfort.
• Mendo Breath (Indica-Dominant, ~19 THCA): Calming, full-body buzz with a hazy, happy headspace — perfect for deep relaxation and restful nights 
• Purple Sunset (Indica-Dominant, ~22% THCA): Fruity, floral, citrus—offers calm, balanced vibes to ease stress and lift your mood.
• Wedding Cake (Indica-Dominant, ~25% THCA): Sweet dessert-like flavor—many love it for its calming, balanced finish and gentle unwind.

What’s Inside (and Why)

• Organically Grown Flower: Cultivated and cared for on our Michigan farm using organic practices.
• Hand Trimmed: Every bud is trimmed and packed fresh for top quality.
• Pure THCA: Converts to THC when heated for a classic experience—no additives, ever.

How to Use

• THCA flower must be heated to become active THC. Enjoy in a joint, pipe, bong, or vaporizer.
• Store in a cool, dry place, away from children and pets.
• Always consume responsibly and know your local laws.

Only the Best (Because You Deserve It)

• Organically grown and handled in small batches on our Michigan farm
• Never sprayed with pesticides or synthetic chemicals
• Discreetly packaged and always high potency
• Made by people who care about clean, potent flower

Ingredient List

100% Organically Grown THCA Hemp Flower

Our Promise to You

We’re committed to offering only the purest, most effective flower—grown, trimmed, and packaged with integrity, transparency, and care. From our farm to your stash jar, every bud is crafted with quality and trust in mind. You deserve nothing less.

THCA Disclaimer

Warning: Must be 21+ to purchase. This product is not approved by the FDA to treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Consult your healthcare provider if you have questions about cannabinoids.

Keep out of reach of children. This product may cause intoxication when heated. Do not drive or operate machinery while using. May result in a positive drug test.

Shipping Restrictions: This product cannot be shipped to: Arkansas, Hawaii, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Vermont, and Minnesota.