2024 Harvest Organic THCa Hemp Flower: choose from 13 different strains!

All Humble Alternative THCa flower is organically grown on our family-owned hemp farm in Michigan! We handle the entire growing and processing with the utmost love and care, from seed to packaged flower <3

Choose from 13 different strains:

1. Purple Platinum Garlic (50/50 Hybrid) ~30% THCA
   This potent bud features a super high THC level with heavy effects that will start clear before knocking your mind straight into outer space. The Purple Platinum Garlic will hit you as soon as you exhale in the brain, instantly clearing your mind and filling it with a buzzy sense of happiness that helps you to either focus on work or on conversations happening around you. As your mind and mood lift, this buzziness will begin to creep throughout the rest of your body, eventually locking you down into a place of physical relaxation that can leave you a bit immovable at times. In combination with its insanely high 30-35% average THC level, these hard-hitting effects make Purple Garlic a great option for treating very experienced patients with a variety of conditions including chronic stress or anxiety, chronic pain, ADD or ADHD, nausea and depression or mood swings.
2. Cherry Tart (50/50 Hybrid) ~20% THCA
   Cherry Tart is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Cherry Pie X Very Cherry strains. If you're a fan of sweet, fruity flavors and well-balanced highs, Cherry Tart is totally a strain made for you to try. This bud brings on what is said to be an ‘award-winning flavor,' with hints of sweet, juicy cherries, fruity berries and spicy citrus dancing across your tongue with each and every toke. The aroma is very similar, with a sour, citrusy overtone accented by spicy earthiness and fresh, fruity berries and cherries. The Cherry Tart high will settle in as soon as you exhale, activating the mind with a bright sense of energy while soothing the body with a deep relaxation. You'll feel mentally stimulated and outgoing, ready to get creative and get chatting with those around you thanks to a boost in focus and motivation. Your body will stay settled without affecting your energy level from start to finish with this bud. Thanks to these effects and its high 19-21% average THC level, Cherry Tart is often said to be perfect for treating a wide variety of conditions including depression, chronic fatigue, chronic stress, nausea or appetite loss, headaches or migraines and eye pressure or glaucoma.
3. Sherbanger 22 (50/50 Hybrid) ~21% THCA
   Sherbanger is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the classic Sherbet X Headbanger strains. If you're after a super heavy bud with an insanely delicious flavor, you've found it with this gorgeous gal. Sherbanger brings on hard-hitting effects and a super high potency level with each and every toke, all wrapped up with a mouthwatering flavor. Like its celebrity parents, Sherbanger packs a sweet and sour creamy citrus flavor with hints of spicy herbs and fresh fruity blueberry gelato. The aroma is very similar, with a fruity gelato overtone accented by spicy diesel and a punch of sour citrusy herbs. The Sherbanger high will slam into your brain almost as soon as you exhale, launching your mind into a tingly and stimulating state of creativity and happiness. You'll be socially inclined in this state, easily chatting with anyone and everyone around you. A light physical calm accompanies this heady boost, helping you to stretch out and relax without dampening your energy level. With these effects and its high 20-22% average THC level, Sherbanger is often chosen to treat a variety of conditions including mood swings or depression, chronic pain, headaches or migraines and nausea.
4. Apple Tartz (50/50 Hybrid) ~26% THCA
   Apple Tartz is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Runtz X Apple Fritter strains. A tangy and satisfying bud with vibrant effects, Apple Tartz is the perfect hybrid for any discerning patient. Like its namesake dessert, Apple Tartz packs a super sweet and tangy apple pastry flavor with a lightly spicy woody exhale. The aroma is very similar, with a tangy Granny Smith apple overtone accented by sweet fruity citrus and flowery woodiness. The Apple Tartz high will wash over you almost as soon as you exhale, filling your mind with a near instant sense of energy that fills you with creativity and motivation. As your euphoria builds and builds, you'll find conversations beginning to flow easily as you chat with anyone and everyone around you. A light physical effect accompanies this heady boost, helping you to feel relaxed without too much sedation. With these effects and its high 26-27% average THC level, Apple Tartz is often chosen to treat conditions such as depression, insomnia, chronic fatigue, appetite loss or nausea and chronic stress.
5. Double Kush Breath (50/50 Hybrid) ~20% THCA
   Double Kush Breath is bred from the parent strains OG Kush Breath and Secret Weapon. Double Kush Breath effects include feeling focused, energetic, and creative. Medical marijuana patients often choose Double Kush Breath when dealing with symptoms associated with depression, stress, and anxiety.
6. Green Nitro (50/50 Hybrid) ~26% THCA
   The Green Nitro strain is an evenly balanced hybrid (50% Sativa/50% Indica) bred through crossing the infamous Gas Mask and Animal Cookies strains. Being a celebrity child, this weed boasts well-balanced effects that start with a super heady rush of energy and motivation and end up with a warming relaxing high that will leave you laughing and flying for hours on end. Common Usage: Chronic stress, Anxiety, Depression, Chronic fatigue. Effects: Euphoria, Happy, Relaxing, Sleepy
7. Bubble Gum (50/50 Hybrid) ~17% THCA
   Bubble Gum, also known as “Bubblegum,” is an evenly balanced hybrid (50% indica/50% sativa) strain created through crossing the infamous Indiana BubbeGum X an unknown hybrid strain. Like its name suggests, Bubble Gum has a very delicious mouth-watering flavor that is very much like a sweet fruity piece of classic bubblegum! The Bubble Gum high is very well balanced in nature with full-bodied effects that are perfect for kicking back in the afternoon when you don't have too many things to do. The high starts with a mildly euphoric onset that builds into a happy uplifted state that serves to inspire you creatively as well as to calm any negative or racing thoughts. Your body will slowly become rested in this state as well, with a slightly tingly feeling that's surprisingly pleasant. With effects such as these and a moderate 13-19% average THC level, Bubble Gum is said to be perfect for treating conditions such as chronic pain, nausea, insomnia, depression, and chronic stress.
8. "Runtz X Zkittles" (50/50 Hybrid) ~28% THCA

   Savor the harmonious blend of sweetness and zest with Zkittlez X Runts, a perfectly balanced hybrid that captures the essence of both its legendary parents. With a THC content of 29%, this strain is cultivated under meticulous conditions to ensure the highest quality.

   One whiff of Zkittlez X Runts is enough to transport you to a world where fruit trees meet cannabis gardens. The aroma is an intoxicating blend of tropical fruits, with hints of grape, lemon, and berry dancing through the air, much like the candies it's named after.

   Upon consumption, the effects of Zkittlez X Runts become evident, offering a delightful equilibrium between invigorating euphoria and soothing relaxation. It's the kind of strain that supports creativity and conversation before gently nudging you towards a state of serene contentment.

   Medical users will find Zkittlez X Runts beneficial for managing symptoms of stress, anxiety, and depression, thanks to its uplifting qualities. At the same time, its soothing effects can provide relief from chronic pain, muscle spasms, and tension.

9. Peanut Butter Breath (50/50 Hybrid) ~25% THCA
   Peanut Butter Breath is a rare evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the classic Dosidos X Mendobreath F2 strains. With this bud, the name says it all – the flavor is nutty and earthy with a rich herbal overtone. The aroma follows the same profile, with an earthy herbal overtone that's accented by rich nuttiness. As soon as you exhale, the effects of Peanut Butter Breath will sink in, starting with a cerebral lift before spreading throughout the rest of your body in tingly waves of energy. These tingles start in the back of your neck and spine before spreading their buzzing tendrils throughout the entirety of your body, leaving you hopelessly relaxed, kicking back without a care in the world - that is, until the munchies hit. Be sure to have some snacks on hand, since you won't really be able to get up off the couch to hunt for any at this point. With these long-lasting effects and its high 18-28% average THC level, Peanut Butter Breath is often chosen to treat conditions such as appetite loss or nausea, depression, chronic stress, or chronic pain.
10. Tropicana Cherry (Sativa-Dominant) ~18% THCA
    Tropicana Cherry, also known as “Tropiccana Cherry” or “Cherry Tropicana,” is a slightly sativa dominant hybrid strain (60% sativa/40% indica) created through crossing the infamous Tropicana Cookies X Cherry Cookies strains. Love a super heavy flavor? Tropicana Cherry is the bud for you. This lovely lady packs flavors of sweet and sour citrus wrapped up with overly ripe cherries and earthy nuttiness, intensifying in fruitiness the more that you toke. The aroma is similar, although heavier and sourer in nature with a sharp citrus overtone that will leave your eyes wide open. The Tropicana Cherry high is just as vibrant, with effects that will have you feeling energized, up and moving whether it's handling chores at home or hiking in the great outdoors with friends. You'll feel euphoric with an overall cerebral stimulation that gets your mind moving as it shakes off any negative thoughts. These bright and cheerful effects accompanied by its 16-21% average THC level make Tropicana Cherry ideal for treating chronic stress or anxiety, mood swings, depression and chronic fatigue. 
11. Jager (Indica-Dominant) 23% THCA
    Jager, also known more simply as “Jgr” to most of the cannabis community, is an indica dominant hybrid (80% indica/20% sativa) strain named for the infamous adult beverage that has mixed accounts of its origins. Many believe that it is a Hindu Kush descendant due to its effects and smell, but many others argue that it must be a descendant of the Southern Oregon strain because of its appearance. Regardless of its genetics, Jager is one delicious and effective smoke, with THC levels reaching up to 23%. This high is characterized by full-bodied indica effects that slowly creep on before hitting you like too many drinks. You'll suddenly feel completely relaxed in both mind and body with tendencies towards introspection and becoming spacey. You won't be completely sedated in this state – rather, just blissfully out of it. Due to these effects, Jager is often used to treat chronic pain, inflammation, tremors, and muscle spasms.
12. Runtz (50/50 Hybrid) 21% THCA
    Runtz is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through a delicious cross of the infamous Zkittlez X Gelato strains. Named for the iconic candy, Runtz brings on a super delicious fruity flavor with tropical citrus and sour berries galore. The aroma is very similar, although with a sharp spicy pineapple effect that turns slightly pungent as the sticky little nugs are broken apart and burned. The Runtz high comes roaring in a few minutes after your final toke, first hitting your head with a calming lift before spreading its tingly tendrils throughout the rest of your body. As the Runtz high expands, you'll begin to feel a deeply calming effect spread through your limbs, leaving you totally sedated and couch-locked, immovable for hours and hours on end before you finally fall into a deep and peaceful sleep. Thanks to these effects and its super high 19-29% average THC level, Runtz is often said to be perfect for treating conditions such as insomnia, chronic pain, appetite loss or nausea and chronic stress or anxiety. 
13. Purple Sunset (Indica-Dominant) 22% THCA

Purple Sunset is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the iconic Purple Punch X Mandarin Sunset strains. This deliciously potent beauty packs a punch of tasty flavors and delicious full-bodied effects that are perfect for any hybrid lover. Purple Sunset boasts a sweet fruity taste with hints of light florals and sour citrus, too. The aroma is very similar, although with a lightly spicy effect to it that's released as the nugs are burned away. The Purple Sunset is just as delightful as the flavor, with relaxing overtones that are perfect for easing away your day-to-day stressors with ease. You'll feel a lifted creativity flood your mind at the onset of the high accompanied by a sense of physical relaxation and calm. This soothing state isn't sedative or sleepy; rather, it will leave you totally at ease. In combination with its high 22% average THC level, these effects may make Purple Sunset perfect for treating those suffering from conditions such as chronic stress or anxiety, depression, mood swings, appetite loss or nausea and ADD or ADHD. 

• Available in 3.5 gram (eighth) or 28 gram (ounce) bags
• We have discreet packaging although please be aware there may be a slight "weed-y" smell. 

Must be 21 years or older to purchase. 

THC-A DISCLAIMER
This product is not available for shipment to the following states: Arkansas, Hawaii, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Vermont

THCa Frequently Asked Questions

What is THCa, how does it work, and does it get you high?

THCa is an acidic precursor of traditional Delta-9 THC. THCa does not have the psychoactive effects of THC in its raw form. However, to unlock the psychoactive effects of THCa, it needs to go through a process called decarboxylation, which is a fancy word for heating up or lighting on fire. When you heat THCa, it converts into THC, which is what gives you the traditional marijuana high. This is why THCa flower needs to be heated before consumption to activate its psychoactive effects. 

How is THCa Legal?

THCa is legal due to the 2018 Farm Bill, which legalized industrial hemp and products derived from it, including THCa flower. As long as the THCa flower contains less than 0.3% THC by dry weight, it is considered legal under federal law.

What types of effects does THCa flower give you?

THCa flower will provide the same effects as typical THC and marijuana because, well, it is, but only after it has been heated and thus decarboxylated. Until then, the THCa flower will not produce psychoactive effects but may still have therapeutic benefits.

How do I use THCa Flower?

THCa flower is used by heating it to decarboxylate the THCa into THC. You are most likely familiar with the most common methods to convert THCa like rolling it in a joint, rolling it in a blunt, putting it in a pipe, bong or dugout. Any of these methods will easily convert over your THCa into THC and make it ready to go. All you need to remember to do light it and inhale! When using THCa flower, it is important to note that the act of heating the flower is what decarboxylates it, allowing the THC to become active.

Did the DEA really confirm this form of THCa Flower is legal? YES!

On January 6, 2022, the DEA stated: “material that is derived or extracted from the cannabis plant such as tissue culture and any other genetic material that has a delta-9 tetrahydrocannabinol concentration of no more than 0.3 percent on a dry weight basis meets the legal definition of “hemp” and is thus not controlled under the CSA.” THCa flower is illegal and cannot be shipped to the following states: Arkansas, Hawaii, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Vermont

Can I get in legal trouble with THCa Flower?

THCa flower is legal in its unheated and unsmoked form. However, driving or operating machinery while smoking THCa flower is not advisable as heating it up alters its chemical composition, potentially leading to illegal THC levels in the flower and your body. THCa Flower is not legal in all states, please see our exclusion list below to keep updated. If you're in a state where THC is illegal, you should dispose of any flower you have burned as it will contain THC. We do not allow the purchase of THCa Flower in any state where it is prohibited or illegal and shipment is blocked to these states as well. THCa flower is illegal and cannot be shipped to the following states: Arkansas, Hawaii, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Vermont.

Will THCa flower cause me to fail a drug test?

YES! If you are heating the flower and thus converting THCa into THC- this will show up on a drug test as positive for THC.